My mom’s mad because I forgot to put the rice in the rice cooker. She says...– me, Aug 1994
Kenny and Denise are kind of “just friends” now. I feel bad for...– me, May 1995
Newsflash: I’m on the road to BLIMPVILLE. Remember those favorite Ann...– me, Jan 1995
My sister is the most annoying, obnoxious gremlin on Earth. I pity the man she...– me, May 1995
I need some quick money-making ideas. Here are some brainstorms: 1) Enter a...– me, Feb 1993
"well he walked up to me and asked me if i wanted...
Tonight I learned that D’yer Mak’er is not within my range. It’s funny, I always thought it was. Also, Golden by Jill Scott. Not within my reach, even. I tried both of those songs out for the first time tonight, because the place was almost empty and the people that were there were very understanding. I’ve sung a lot of karaoke. My parents own a serious sound system...
Anyway, I’m really nervous about the debate tourament. I don’t wanna...– me, Feb 1995